Monthly Archives: December 2011

My Bucket List


Current Location: Death Valley, CA… 2 years ago, last month, I almost died. 5 months ago, I drove across the country. Today, I’m driving back. Here’s why… Late one night. July 23rd. I sat awake, pondering the things I’d never … Continue reading

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HOW 2 SURVIVE


After I awoke from my coma, I searched for a blog or first-person account from a survivor. Well, that’s not entirely true. After I awoke from my coma, I thought I was on a 4-star pleasure cruise. My whole family … Continue reading

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HOW RELIJUN MAKES UR KIDS DUM


If you wish to proudly tell me; “Haha, you misspelled “dumb”, congratulations. Your religious. If you didn’t see anything wrong with that last sentence, then… ditto. PS: Possessive “your” just isn’t the same thing, is it? HERE IT IS: Religion … Continue reading

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INCREDIBLOG, DAY 2


Completed: Another evening in my CaRV(TM). Another Walmart sunrise. The mobile homeless dot the parking lot. Their engines begin to rattle to life as their owners return from the restrooms in the bowels of Sam Walton’s useful abomination. Sam Walton … Continue reading

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IN THE ROAD


Tonight, I sleep in a parking lot. Today, I proved, beyond a phantom of a doubt, that I don’t exist. I can’t. In fact, it’s impossible for me to have ever been born. More on that later. Potentially. For now, … Continue reading

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